Feelin' punny...

[Innkeeper]

From another forum:

A man goes into his dentist's office and complains because there is something wrong with his mouth.

After a brief consultation the dentist exclaims "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded. What on earth have you been eating?"

The man replied "Well, the only thing I can think of is this -- my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it. Hollandaise sauce she called it.

"And doctor, I'm talking 'delicious'. I've never tasted anything like it.
Ever since then I've been putting it on everything - meat, fish, toast, vegetables - you name it."

The dentist responded "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but this time made of chrome."

Why chrome?" the man asked.

The dentist replied "Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."