In the spirit of Georgie's post... Murphy's other Laws

[Glass_A_Day]

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have
film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.

7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.


9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.

10. I feel like I'm parallel parked in a diagonal
Universe.

12. She's always late; in fact, her ancestors arrived
on the Juneflower.

14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges.

15. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading

17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how
it remains so popular?

18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
Fool.

19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise
its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of
living.

20. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all
fall off.

22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the
world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to
try and pass them.

23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

26. The things that come to those that wait may be the
things left by those who got there first.

27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day
drinking beer.

29. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture.

30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine
for doing well.

31. It was recently discovered that research causes
cancer in rats.

32. When you go into court, you are putting yourself
in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to
get out of jury duty.

33. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Innkeeper]

34. Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow.

35. As the Greeks said near the end of their alphabet---sigh!

[TheEngineer]

(36) If you don't know what you are doing, call it research....