Here’s a list of the most ridiculous/funny wine accessories!

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Zebra High Heel Wine Bottle Holder

Great for those “Girls nights!” Or for a re-gift, because wow those are repulsive.

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The Hip Rider: wine glass holder

Not too sure this would work..I predict a ton of ruined clothes. They state ” freeing hands at a party”…but lets be honest if you wore this you probably wouldn’t have any friends..to party with.

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The Wine Rack

The site quotes: “Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! ” <—Tacky, tacky, tacky…but hey it prob feels more real than silicon.

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The Wine Cap

Zach doing his thing at the reveal of Hangover 2. This hat looks like it has bad news written all over it, much like most sequels.

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Finger Food Ring

Mood rings were popular when I was a kid, now I must upgrage to look more sophisticated.

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The Woozie

Their website does a great job of presenting this as normal… But…it seems pretty redneck to me. Maybe I just have to try it..just like catfish noodling.

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Single Serve Wine

Now this is actually something I could get down with. Shipping these bad boys just seems impossible though.

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The “Wine” Mug

For the insecure wine drinker. Sad.

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Oh theres many more, but that’s all I could handle in one sitting. Thought I’d keep it light in preparation for #Cabernet Day tomorrow.

Cheers.