Feelin' punny...

[Kcwhippet]

A frog hopped into a certain bank and went up to Ms Patricia Ann Wack, the senior loan officer, where he inquired as to the possibility of securing a sizable loan. After finally overcoming her incredible amazement, the loan officer decided to ask some qualification questions.

"We have never given a loan to a frog before. What could you possibly have for collateral?" she asked.

"Well, I have this very valuable family heirloom." he replied as he held a tiny pink ceramic elephant.

"I'm not so sure that will be acceptable" she retorted. "Is there any chance you might have any acceptable references?"

"Well, as a matter of fact I do - several" said the frog. "My father is Mick Jagger, and we're family friends of your bank's Vice President."

She'd now had enough of this charade, so the loan manager said "Wait here while I get some guidance from my superior."

Whereupon she went into the Vice President's office and said "You won't believe me but there's a frog out there who wants a loan. He says his father is Mick Jagger and he knows you too. All he has for collateral is this little ceramic elephant. What should I do?"

To which the VP replied "That's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."