One way to find the cattle......

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A snack for these kids ain't exactly kitty-candy....it's a 400 lb round bale of sweet coastal bermuda. Not to worry, the foreman had given 'em a couple the day before I was there. They were just bein' greedy. And afterall, they HAD been summoned by the honkin' truck horn, so they were just bein' dootiful, comin' fer supper when called.
Split my sides watchin' a grown cow tryin' to interest a Charolais bull in amour. He was bein' awful lazy! "Not tonight, dear, I've got a headache!" He kept shyin' away from her, and she finally just stood there and bellowed at him. Har!