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winoweenie · 02-11-2003, 07:53 AM,

Reporting for jury duty this AM. Will probably limit me to evening posts for a few. Suggest if you or any of yours are passing thru Phoenix in the next week to mind your Ps & Qs as I HATES 'dem lawbreakers! [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img] WW [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

hotwine · 02-11-2003, 08:21 AM,

Hang 'em high, WW!

Innkeeper · 02-11-2003, 09:42 AM,

Haven't been on a jury since sitting on a military courts martial and asked the guy next to me within earshot of the defense attorney, When are they going to send the guilty bastard in?

hotwine · 02-11-2003, 10:59 AM,

Love it, IK. [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/smile.gif[/img]

~~Bucko~~ · 02-11-2003, 10:27 PM,

Let 'em all off..... too many cowboy cops these days. We just had a woman arrested at a local pharmacy drive-through window. The pharmacist thought the script was forged, called the cops, they surrounded her car, guns drawn, and haul her off to jail without even a modicum of investigation. Turns out she is dying of brain cancer, the script was legit, and the lady had to spend 2 days in jail and all of trauma for a poorly done job. A lawsuit is pending against the police and Walgreens Pharmacy.

Drew · 02-12-2003, 07:35 AM,

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA! LOCK 'EM UP, LOCK 'EM UP, LOCK 'EM ALL UP!!!!!!!

Drew

winoweenie · 02-12-2003, 08:55 AM,

Having seen the vengence radiating from my eyes, the powers that be declined my services. 90 prople called for jury duty and only one panel of 18 called. Have chair sores on my patootie that'll take a week to vanquish. One the brite side, I made 12 bucks AND milage. WW [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

wondersofwine · 02-12-2003, 09:39 AM,

Enjoyed Drew's "cowboy cop" holler.

Thomas · 02-12-2003, 11:00 AM,

I have it on good authority that the real reason ww was cast aside was his attitude--for every question his answer was Cabernet Sauvignon...they could not determine if he was demented or dewined...

wondersofwine · 02-12-2003, 04:59 PM,

The defendant pleaded nolo contendere and ww thought they were offering him an Italian wine.

dananne · 02-12-2003, 07:44 PM,

That's hysterical, Wonders.

Very rarely do I laugh out loud when online.

winoweenie · 02-13-2003, 08:36 AM,

I'll drink to that.ww [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

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