Seasonal Observations

[winoweenie]

It was reported in the Portland Times that Dr. Buckner was seen Straining wood chips out of a bottle of Reisling.
Karl Eppig was observed secretly transfering Boston Market Meatloaf from its' take-out box to a pan in his oven. Receipe to follow.
A stranger driving thru central Texas reported a semi-nude man pounding on a door to an outbuilding shouting " Open up and let me in you ungrateful woman." The Sherrifs office said it was only Gil Smith trying to git into his wine cellar.
In the countryside outside of Baltimore a large stash of confiscated wine was found by accident. By coincidence the owner of the property was a Drew Hall who was in charge of the property room at the local precinct.
Despite a large reward there hasn't been any sightings of Mr. Dutton. Some suspect he's flown south with the migrating birds.

AND despite the false rumors, Verne Batchelor was not sober when leaving Sportsmans Wines any day last week.
HOWM-SO-EBBER,,,,Happy Holidays to you pre-verts, one'n alls. WW


K

[Innkeeper]

Not a bad idea. Hoom-so-ever the nearest outlet of BC is a long ways aways. The goose lady just called to inform me the critters didn't grow too big. Had a choice of going with an eight pounder or nothing. Guess the grandkids get chicken fingers. Bah humbug! Actually they'll like 'em better. Hope each and all have a very Merry Christmas and Happy Whatever.

[Drew]

Now you're really telling stories.....that wine would've never made it out of the precinct unopened!

Happy Holidays to all.

Drew

[Bucko]

Talk to me, Termite Boy. You've got more wood in you than the ark...... no wonder we couldn't drown you in the Baja. We thought that you were floating because you were FOS. Well, this problem COULD be polyfactoral...... [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

Have a great holiday. Been fun bantering with you over the past year.

BuckSnort