Hole in One!

[Drew]

Just had to brag a little. I was playing golf with two friends yesterday at Pilgrim's Oak Golf Course in Peach Bottom, PA. and aced the #12, signature hole, par 3, 160 yards with a 6 iron. Drinks are on me. Wife was working so I celebrated with pizza, Pirramimma and a Cuban Cohiba.

Drew

[hotwine]

Congrats, Drew!

[Bucko]

Uh oh, I see the Senior Circuit on the horizon......

Bucko

[winoweenie]

Is that to mean Drew-Pro will be riding in a two-wheeled golf cart? WW Congrats Drew.I'll send the bill!

[winecollector]

Winoweenie- actually, Drew's cart will be the only one with flashing red & blue lights on it! Congrats' Drew!

[cpurvis]

Eatin' doughnuts, playin' golf...who's protectin' the citizenry?! [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/wink.gif[/img] Congrats Drew! cp

[RAD]

Nice!

RAD

[barnesy]

Hey Drew,

What kind of wine do you pair with doughnuts anwyays? [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

Barnesy

[winoweenie]

Barnsey for heck-fire sakes, you know it's one ub' dem' Late-Harvest Saucernes [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img] WW

[Drew]

barnsey, one would always serve a Cakebread Cabernet with doughnuts. [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

Drew

[Thomas]

OK Drew, the next time you (or anyone) tries to be serious remember we aren't always such. And also, have we a sworn affidavit from a witness to this event you claim to have been a "hole in one?"

Cakebread with donuts--nice play on words, lotsa wheat in there!

[Drew]

Foodie, I have 2 signatures on the score card attesting to the feat and their "blood" promise to spread the myth, ah..er.. word.

Drew

[winoweenie]

Foodster, I checked and both were out on parole and guess who their Parole Ossifer Be?....Bingo!! WW [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img] hehe

[Bucko]

In case no one has noticed, and in case someone wants to make a comment ( [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]), DrewBlabski is about to cross over into the Blabbermouth 1000 club.....

[hotwine]

It looks like the counter has quit working. His last three posts have been numbered 999.

[Bucko]

The number changes on all existing posts.....

[winoweenie]

Don't care how fast he type, my Pesos be on IK to hit the 2000 post in the fastest time in board history. That dude must nebber sleep [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img] WW

[Bucko]

Horns, whistles, confetti flying. Welcome Drew to the blabbermouth club. [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bucko

[Drew]

Thank you...my lips truly runeth over!

Here's a few inspirational quotes for blabermouths.

*We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. ~Epictetus

*The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening. ~Author Unknown

*People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle

*The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut. ~Author Unknown

*Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? ~Kin Hubbard

*I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying. ~Charles C. Finn

*Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. ~Author Unknown

*Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question. ~Arthur Guiterman

*The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1845

*I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. ~Author Unknown

*Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ~Author Unknown

*The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about. ~Author Unknown

*Calvin: "Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak."
Hobbes: "Probably so we can think twice."
~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

Thanks all for letting me think twice...out loud.
Drew



[This message has been edited by Drew (edited 09-02-2001).]

[hotwine]

Here's one more, Drew:

"'Tis better to remain silent, and appear a fool, than to speak - and remove all doubt."
Believe that was from George Bernard Shaw.