Where's Bucko?

[hotwine]

man-o-man-o-man....

I knew an artillery officer at Bragg, flamin' idiot. When he got to 'Nam shortly after I arrived, he was assigned to command a 105mm battery. His first day in command, he was in the fire direction center getting acquainted with his troops..... tried to impress them with his quick-draw skills with the 1911..... promptly shot off the big toe on his right foot and was medevaced home. Should have been given a general court-martial for abuse of gov't property.