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Dangerous Virus Warning
01-09-2010, 12:31 PM,
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life

Drew [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]
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01-09-2010, 01:26 PM,
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Har! Love it, Drew!
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01-09-2010, 10:53 PM,
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Love it!
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01-09-2010, 11:55 PM,
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OK!! This is going up on the wall at the shop. Great stuff.
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01-10-2010, 10:15 AM,
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Find now even the little finger wont lift. WW
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