Good White German, or better from ....

[Randy Caparoso]

Impressing a woman? Good luck! It used to be easy -- give them something white and sweet, with an unpronouncable name, and they're yours. Now, it actually takes charm and personality on YOUR part. Imagine that.

But, no worries. You can do it. Just look at John Travolta, or the guys on Party of Five or something of that nature. Not a brain in the bunch -- just pure, masculine dumbness.

In other words, don't worry about the wine! Just be your own charming self. Any good German Riesling Kabinett -- which ALWAYS denotes a superior wine of slight sweetness -- will do. Serve it with sophisticated, "smart guy" appetizers -- prosciutto or other cured Italian cold cuts, chunks of Parmigiano or thin slices of Provolone, with juicy, fresh melon or cantaloup... she's all yours, baby! Be simple, but tasty. Be an ANIMAL! Be... you!