Fine Wine - From A Friend

[Innkeeper]

Man's View..."Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind, then turn full-bodied with age until they all finally go sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

Woman's View..."Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."