Is it any wonder I drink? (3)

[Georgie]

Welcome to my world. Hope this gives you a chuckle.


Ah yes, American Education Week, when parents are allowed to drop in to observe. How I wish I'd had a parent in class during reading this morning. Vocabulary word "hoe." (Yes, you can guess...)

"Does anybody know what a hoe is?" I asked innocently.
Billy raised his hand.
"Yes, Billy?"
"It's like in that song."
"What song is that?" I asked.
"Who's a Hoe?" said Billy, "They play it on Z-100."
"Oh yeah, I know that song," said several other kids.
As sad as that really is, I admit I had to bite my cheek not to laugh out loud as I drew a picture of a garden hoe on the board. Now where are the parents when the really good stuff happens?