Fruitcake

[hotwine]

I had forgotten about Johnny's analysis. My dad would have agreed with him. I remember him asking grandma one Christmas, "Mom, have you had this thing in the basement since LAST Christmas?" To which she replied, "Of course not, son, it only looks that way." Har! I'll bet she had, too, since we wouldn't eat it.

Pass the whiskey (and hold the water).