New wine....

[Georgie]

I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

I just couldn't help it.

[wondersofwine]

Georgie, you must be headed into a holiday break. Have a merry! (Was your class allowed to have any crafts, songs or pageants for the holiday season?)

[Kcwhippet]

Groan!!!!

[hotwine]

Hate to say it, but that one's been circulating for a while now.... or maybe it's just been in the geriatric set until now.

[Georgie]

I am definitely looking forward to the break. I have two full days to go next week. We sang some songs, made some paper poinsettias and read some good Christmas and Chanukah stories. Next week I've planned a couple of survival videos, "Magoo's Christmas Carol" and "There's No Such Thing as a Chanukah Bush, Sandy Goldstein." We'll have a little party beore the end of school on Tuesday. December is such a busy month for me with singing engagements surounding the chorus I sing with and church activities, that Dec. 26th has become my favorite day of the year. I can't wait.

[winoweenie]

Well Georgie-Love let the Weener be the 1st to offer you hims most heart-felt and sincerest "Merry,Merry Xmas and a sane, safe, and Happy Newsie". That also goes fer alla youse reprobates on the board. I'm like the New Jersey flash...... Dec. 26th be the happiest day of the year. WW

[Thomas]

"That also goes fer alla youse reprobates on the board."

That leaves me out.

[Bartenders411]

Ah! This is really a good news for us. Thanks.

[winoweenie]

Now hims decided to be a journalist. When do any of these fellers become contributors to the "WINE BOARD"!!!!!!!!!????WW