Early leader in the clubhouse

[Woodman]

Ladies and Gents, it's my pleasure as one of your moderators to announce that our very own Karena Shannon (she of the newly-employed status) is the early clubhouse leader in the competition for the following awards for 1999:

1. Most posts in one hour;
2. Best composition;
3. Best metaphors;
4. Least self-promotion;
5. Most creative tasting note descriptors;