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AARRR MATEYS! DO YE KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS???
09-19-2009, 09:02 AM,
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Avast, me proud beauties! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly???? CAUSE IT'S INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!
Sooo smartly gather up your cup of grog and hoist a toast to all ye scurvy ladin bildge rats today and don't forget ye wenches either!
Q: Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????

A: Because he was drunk leaving the BAARRRRRR!


So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices that he has a steering wheel stuffed in his pants. "Hey matey" says the bartender, "Do ya know that you got a steering wheel stuffed in your pants?
"Aye" says the pirate, "and it's driving me nuts!!!"

Drew
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09-19-2009, 01:17 PM,
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Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yerself.
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09-19-2009, 03:17 PM,
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Such a famous day and Google does not do it any justice?? [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] ARRRRR
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09-19-2009, 04:48 PM,
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Aye maties! Going to open me bar and toast a drink to yee. Horze derves served with some pirates booty!
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09-19-2009, 05:33 PM,
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Arrrrr! Quick trip to the ranchrrrrr to work me arse off.....needin' a jug o' grog!
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09-19-2009, 07:20 PM,
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May ye bejabbers not git cought in the bad winds from the islands. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!ww
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09-21-2009, 07:50 PM,
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So saaarrrry to be late in sending you my TLAPD greetngs. Thanks to Drew for letting me know about this wonderful day a few years ago, I've been having great celebrations with my third graders each year.We celebrated on Friday. Pirate talk and pirate activities (educational ones) all day culminating with a treasure hunt around the building at the end of the day. The kids dress up and we have such fun! I look forward to it every year. By the way, if any of you are on Facebook, under applications-languages= you can choose "pirate." It's very funny.
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