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Botafogo · 05-23-2003, 11:28 AM,

Yeah, Verne, I might just have to post a five page list of synonyms for "ass":

Bunda, back, onion (so good it makes you cry), backfield in motion, junk in the trunk (we actually had a section in our last newsletter called "The Return of the Revenge of the Son of Mr. Bigstuff: Junk in the Trunk"!), my personal favorite: preferencia nacional (national preference, it's a Brasilian thing) ect, ad infinitum

PS: would Sir Mix-a-Lot have stood a chance on American Idol? I think his magnum opus "Baby's got Back" is right up there with "Johnny B. Goode", "Six Days on the Road and "Kansas City" when it comes to true Americana...

Roberto

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ShortWiner · 05-23-2003, 11:39 AM,

Hehe, when RAD mentioned the idea that funk might catch on and be promoted by Madison Ave. as the next big thing in wine, I couldn't help but imagine the Kendall Jackson's of the world adding "essence of ass" to their wines from giant test tubes. Or perhaps ass-chips, dipped in the vats in the same way as oak teabags?

And I can imagine the bottle notes: "A warm, full-bodied, fleshy wine, with firm yet supple tannins..."

[img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/biggrin.gif[/img]

Botafogo · 05-23-2003, 11:51 AM,

I can see it now: a combination Homeless Bath Center / "ass" infusion facility. I bet Franzia is first on the block!

Thomas · 05-23-2003, 02:08 PM,

And I have the perfect name for the wine--Backasswards!.

quijote · 05-23-2003, 06:20 PM,

Would that wine be a Gigondass or Assti Spumanti?

Thomas · 05-23-2003, 07:30 PM,

Make that wine a New World type and we can call it, Backasswoods.

~~Bucko~~ · 05-23-2003, 08:29 PM,

You guys have offended me so deeply that I might not have a fifth glass of wine......

ASSume the position!

Georgie · 05-23-2003, 09:12 PM,

and this from some of the guys who were just too sophisticated to watch American Idol....hmmm

Botafogo · 05-23-2003, 10:19 PM,

Hey, potty humor is some deeeeep do do, just read Freud or any of those guys. But seriously folks, we are talking about wines as profound and multifaceted as J-Lo's behind, surely there are volumes yet to be written...

Roberto

Drew · 05-24-2003, 07:24 AM,

Me thinks this thread is truly, ASSinine.

Drew

~~Bucko~~ · 05-24-2003, 07:30 AM,

**guys who were just too sophisticated**

Obviously she has never met this bunch! Hell, we're luckey to spull it rite!

Thomas · 05-24-2003, 07:49 AM,

let me see: sophassticated!

stevebody · 05-24-2003, 08:22 AM,

Okay, I stayed out as long as I could:

Roberto - Dead horse beaten. Film at eleven.

winoweenie · 05-24-2003, 09:27 AM,

Was busy all afternoon getting ready for a party here at the Bassatchelor jernt. Looking at the remnants now I'm sure we had a good time. 9 dead soldiers on my desk. Will sort thru them and make an attempt to post tomorrow. Need a Tequila Sunrise. Very low on vitamin C. WW ( 5 of us plus CB and her bottle of SW made 10) [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/eek.gif[/img]

quijote · 05-24-2003, 10:37 PM,

Looks like this group has really hit bottom, so to speak....

winedope1 · 05-26-2003, 10:53 AM,

oh wow! you guys are reallly funny! Some of these words are fantasstic. Sorry, couldn't think of a good post, but just had to jump in here.

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quijote · 05-26-2003, 01:45 PM,

Yes, it's too bad scatological puns always get such a *bum* rap.

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