Any one interested in investing in a

[winoweenie]

Canoe and Kayak shop here in Phoenix? Sure-Fire, done deal, kaint miss and a dead-on profit pernt. We're getting as much rain today and tomorrow as we normally get in our wettest month of the year. LOVE IT!!!!!ww

[hotwine]

Maybe you'd be interested in these plans I've got for an ark.... will throw in a sandbag franchise to boot.

[Thomas]

Someone above been speaking to you directly, Hotwine???

[hotwine]

Not since this morning.

[winoweenie]

Well things are never so bad they kaint git worst. If you don't believe that me beloved valley can't come up with some strange weather patterns listen to what we heard on the 5 o'clock newa last nite,......" Looks like we're going to have between 2 and 4 inches of rain and rite now in the valley there are TORNADO warnings in Maricopa county till 10 pm and for the east valley there is a DUST STORM alert until 7 pm." Only here can it rain blow like hades and have a dust storm at the same time. WW

[Innkeeper]

Can I come down and set up a wind sailing operation?