Third grade writing assignment

[Georgie]

Here are my three favorite responses to this assignment.

Finish the following sentence:
I'm thankful for...

...turkey, because I like eating it when it is dead and cooked. (chasing those live birds around the dining room table is a real nuisance, I agree.)


...restaurants, because you would not want to eat home every night. (says a lot for Mom's cooking....)

and finally, the best...drum roll, please..

....my teacher, because she is so good at her job, I think she deserves a long vacation!
(Give that kid an A!)

[wondersofwine]

Cute! Maybe the kid just wants a long vacation from school!

[TheEngineer]

Awwwwwww...

Well kids don't lie so I'm gonna hafta assume that that is an accurate description of you.

Nice!

[winoweenie]

Engduece you can bet your bippy on that !!!!!WW [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/wink.gif[/img]

[Georgie]

Of course, he might have been hinting that it's time for me to retire...