Just in case y'all needed a laugh...

[wondersofwine]

Did you hear about the lady in Tarboro, NC who was run down by a herd of deer (not reindeer but the more common kind.) She was outside her jewelry store on the main street and heard the hooves. One deer knocked her down and several more ran over her--minor bruising.

A radio announcer from the Triangle area asked if "she was like a lady in the headlights?" http://www.fayobserver.com/Articles/2009/12/03/957438