One GIANT leap !!!!!!!

[Thomas]

KC, here's a story for you.

I have a good friend who many years ago came out as being gay. A few years back, when he had gotten into a relationship with another fellow, my wife and I joined them for dinner at a local restaurant.

When the wine glasses were brought out, my friend's boyfriend announced that he did not drink wine and then said, "I was a Mormon most of my life, and not drinking stayed with me."

Without missing a beat I said, "Apparently that thing about many wives, as in female, did not stay with you."

My wife kicked me, my friend gave me an evil look and the ex-Mormon smiled knowingly.