September 19 is Talk like a Pirate Day!! Arrr

[Drew]

Whats a pirates favorite animal?
An arrrrrdvark!!!

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Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of bad.
The third week was getting pretty bad.
The fourth week was really bad.
The fifth week was horrible!
By the sixth week it was unbearable...

So they buried her.


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One day an old pirate gets on a chartered sailboat. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old pirate keeps staring at him. The kid looks at him and says, "What you staring at old man, ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" The old pirate replies, "Yeah I f***ed a parrot once. I was just wondering if you were my kid?"

I'm going to my corner now Georgie...

Drewbeard