Silver Spoon

[Thomas]

Cynic that I am, Tom, the spoon baloney probably was perpetrated on us by a company that makes silverware, or one that had a surplus of the stuff.

Reminds me a of an old Woody Allen stand-up joke.

One of his male and one of his female friends decided to get married. They happenend also to be heroin addicts, so Woody thought a great wedding gift would be a kitchenware set made up of only spoons...