For Georgie and ennybodiee else

[winoweenie]

Another couple from the same E-Mail.
" An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischeif, finally asked him " How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over briefly and said
" Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, " For Heavens sake Dylan,come in or stay Out!"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed when he asked with a tremor in his voice " Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The Mother smiled, gave him a reassuring hug and said, "I can't Dear, I have to sleep with Daddy tonight." After a long silence, he muttered in his shaky little voice: "The Big Sissy "