Tannin count in red wine

[Thomas]

wineguru, you give me an idea. We sell an Austrian Pinot Blanc; the producer's name is Bayer. I'll send a bottle of wine and a package of aspirin and bill it as "the two Bayers!"

Maybe, since Bayer was the pharmaceutical company that developed the chemical structure that created heroin, I could add heroin to the two and call it, "the three Bayers." Now that would make is-wine a popular place to shop...and nobody would leave with a headache.

[This message has been edited by foodie (edited 11-05-2003).]