HELP! (Please...)

[hotwine]

Nor did I spot any trolls, duds, or losers by any other name. I counted 78 wines (assume they are all single bottles...). I think you'll find most of the elves on this board have lives, and are not looking for second careers as wine researchers.
Depending on what your group paid for them, you got some real buys. And if the charity is a worthy cause, you could have bought swampwater, and still come out a winner.
Be sure to store them properly to preserve their value.