What's the best glass shape to taste Champagne?

[Thomas]

Well, this morning I was given special dispensation--I do not have to go. I believe when I started to cry my wife softened...

To me, wedding receptions have become the bane of our culture. If I had a daughter, instead of blowing all that money on all that mediocrity (not to mention the DJ, who really makes me want to stay home) I would give the couple the cash and say, "buy a house."