CENSORSHIP!!!!!!! (The Wine Thought Police)

[CaptainWino]

To whomever is responsible for having my comments removed:
I realize that this is a wines forum & that we, posting comments, ought to be "on the subject", responsible & mature, BUT I think it's really lame & stuffy to be having my comments removed from this board.
I may be a bit silly. My comments may have some off color humor. Heck!,, I may even make some folks sick, but Hey that's just me.
I've never posted anything offensive, harassing, threatening, lewd, or mean spirited. I haven't used any slurrs, cusswords, names or anything else that might hurt, or offend anybody. I may have mentioned "urine". I think I may have even mentioned "vomit". I know,,It's kinda gross but BIG DEAL! It's fun to be out of place. I'll even bet there are members who got a little laugh out of my comments. I nearly peed myself when writing my first one. I guess I'm my biggest fan.
Anyway, CaptainWino promises to be sensitive & follow the rules. I'm a very nice & likable guy. Super easy to get along with. If you are offended by my comments & feel they need to be removed, don't be afraid to e-mail me & tell me what' up. I wanna know what you're finding objectionable. 'Till then, I'm gonna play on from time to time. If you don't like me because I'm not as serious as you think people ought to be,,, GET OVER IT!!!!! You're a big whiny baby who takes life too seroiusly. If the community agrees with whomever is keeping my messages unseen, I'll accept 10 e-mails from *registered members* stating disaproval of my conduct & I'll never post another message. I'll never visit this website again. I promise!
Sincearly
CaptainWino
God Bless