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Reading your post you may not like red wine ever. Sounds like you enjoy something on the sweeter side of things. If you want to try a Pinot Noir or Beaujolais as those are lighter reds. As a suggestion for the white Riesling is probably the best bet. It is a sweeter wine usually and also very well accepted. Gemany makes some nice riesling. Others will have some good advice as well but that ought to help for starters. Also look for a late harvest riesling from Oregon that would be sweeter as well.

Chris