vacu vin question

[Thomas]

..it was my favorite aunt; she got sucked into the bottle when she lifted the rubber stopper to pour. My aunt was a slight woman so the insurance company won the case by showing that she was just slight enough to fit into the neck of a bottle of wine, and it was not the fault of Vacu-vin that she only took liquid nourishment and weighed about seven pounds, too light to resist the force of that vacuum suction created by the wonderfully designed, superior wine-saving device.

The real reason: I do not believe it works and I would rather people spend their money at my shop for wine to consume instead of for devices to preserve wine.

The very real reason: a combination of the above and my opinionated character.