Share your Disgusting stories,........inspired by Foodie.....

[TheEngineer]

I read the potato salad story while I was eating breakfast.........my stomach turned... Thanks foodie....so as a repayment to that..... I'm gonna share my slightly longwinded most disgusting alcohol induced story that is somewhat funny...IMHO.

Don't read beyond this point if you have a weak stomach...you've been warned! [img]http://www.wines.com/ubb2/smile.gif[/img]

As you may have guessed, I went to Engineering school, which usually is associated with Beer consumption. Our group drank so little that we almost put our school pub out of business....seriously. Graduation night, poeple let loose a bit. A friend of mine had been saving up for four years to buy a car. He finally buys his dream car, a base Chevy Geo four door in white with NO Options. He loves this thing and he gets it the day of the graduation. The evening is great, we were all given large beer mugs with out class inscription on it, and with most of us non-drinkers starting to drink...well in short time, people started to drop off like flies.

I'm the designated driver (lost on a coin flip), as was my friend in the new car. We were to drive everyone to an after grad party. The evening had turned very cold, below freezing on a March evening in Canada. I'm driving behind my friend's car at about 60 mph when all of a sudden, I see the car swerve slightly and again and again,... worried about what was going on, I closed the gap a bit and then I saw the passenger window open up.

An arm protruded from the window with our beer mug, but it was steaming...really steaming in the cold night, and the the mug turned and umm....a load of stuff was poured onto the road. The mug went back in and then another came out...process repeated, .... and again..... and again....

By this time we were (1) glad that we were not in the line of fire (2) killing ourselves laughing (3) knowing that some new car owner was gonna be front page news for murdering a close friend.

Both cars arrived safely but when the Geo arrived, all four doors opened with people pouring out of it, and one person staggering out......what a mess.

Net effect: three destroyed tuxedos, one pissed off new car owner, and a new car that just did not have the right new car odour ever again.

Sorry for the bandwidth....trust me, I can still picture that steaming beer mug out in the cold of night......