3rd grade question of the day

[wondersofwine]

A fellow librarian asked for a source of information that would give the "birthing" capacities of ports.
A library technician requested a book that would "prove" reincarnation.
Now a good one on myself. I was playing bridge with three friends and we decided it was time to change partners. I suggested we all stand up and move one place to the right. Without giving it further thought they all stood up and started to move one place to the right before we realized that upon sitting down we would have the same partners as before!
As a child I heard that a family friend Jimmy had broken his arm. I said "can't they put it back on him?"