Age or Hallucination

[Innkeeper]

I'm finding it harder and harder to get into things. Things like bags of lettuce, store packed cheeses, cereal boxes, etc. I find that I have to use my pocket knife constantly, and, of course, you can get into trouble carrying around a pocket knife these days. The worst is the cheese. It is difficult to slide the knife in anywhere and avoid losing cheese. Then you have to cut all around the package to get the cheese out. Nothing tears or slips out anymore. Then you have to scrape off all the cheese still sticking to the package. Is it my age or am I halluciating?