Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Kcwhippet]

My turn, I guess.

Patrick had been in the pub since early on and finally last call came and went. The pub owner told him it was time to close and Patrick just had to leave. As he got off his stool he fell flat on his face when he tried to get up he fell down again. So, he thought to himself, "I'll just crawl to the door and pull myself up by the jamb." Well, he tried and fell down again, and then again. Now he decides to just crawl home since it's only a short block away. He got to his door and tried to get up again, but fell again. So, he crawled up to the bedroom and fell into bed, asleep as soon as he hit the pillow. The next morning, he was awakened by his wife yelling "You were at that pub again till closing, weren't you?" "How did you know that," asked Patrick. "The pub owner just called and said you left your wheelchair there again!"