Calmness in Our Lives

[Georgie]

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription with the last of the scotch, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how great I feel right now. Please pass this on
to those who you think might be in need of inner peace.