Will we have to bomb India to stop telemarkerters?

[Botafogo]

So, NOW, I get a call like this (at work!):

"do you have any Crystal?"

Yes, but we have some much better fizz for half the price.

"Oh, and do you have any really dark red Chardonnay?"

No, Chardonnay is a white wine...

"Do you accept credit cards?"

Yes, everything except Diners Club.

"Can I speak to a manager or owner about saving you money on your credit card processing?"

F$#k off and DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Next week this time I'll have been in Rio for a day and maybe I will relax, Roberto