Colonoscopy

[Thomas]

Well, yeah. I have to undergo this procedure every three years--colon cancer in the family. That 3 oz phospho-whatever is as bad as anything I have ever swallowed, including Thunderbird and Boons Farm.

I wondered out loud why with that enema stuff, and the dehydration that follows, those of us who must succumb to this injustice shouldn't do it the night before in the hospital. HMO is the answer--they refuse to pay for a one-night stand...