To paraphrase MacArthur,

[winoweenie]

Au Contraire there Dan'l! The weener granulated frum the University of Mo', lived in both K.C. and "meet me in" for several years afterward. No wine bars in Columbia during my day but watering holes in every other building. Grew up in Tulsa so spemt loads of time at Lake of the Ozarks in the summer helping lovely vacationing teachers with their chores. Haven't had the pleasure of going back since moving from KC to Topeka and then to Wichita but keep in touch wif' meeny of me old frat bros(ATO). WW