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Has "W" been assimilated by the Borg???
11-27-2000, 03:30 AM,
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Once upon a time, there was a blind snake and a blind mouse crawling through the forest and they just happened to bump into one another.
>"I'm sorry creature,” said the snake.
>"Me too" said the mouse..."sorry"..."Hey could you tell me what kind of creature I am? cause I'm blind."
>"I can't" said the snake..."I'm blind too, but maybe if I curl around you and feel you, I can figure out what you are from what I've heard."
So the snake curled around the mouse and said, "Well you're furry, got a pointed nose and small sharp teeth and a long tail.... I think you're a mouse!
>"Wow, a mouse...Now I know!"
>"Now tell me what I am", said the snake.
So the mouse felt the snake and said, "Well...you crawl on your belly, have a forked tongue, you're slimy and cold blooded...from what I've heard, you must be a lawyer!"

Nuff said,
Drew
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