"A" for effort

[mrdutton]

Hotwine, you can cure the problem with the boots by cleaning up the yard in your bare feet....... either that or just hose them suckers off before you leave the barnyard. (The boots, that is!!)

What store manager in his (or her) right mind would allow you to enter their domain with them boots? Unless of course you are going to a French wine shop where the smell of earth and barnyard are expected!!