Can you hear me now?

[wondersofwine]

Foodie and Roberto's comments about people seemingly talking to themselves in the shop reminds me of a time when I was in a ladies' restroom stall. The lady in the stall next to me said something like "What are you doing? Are you having a good time?" and I started answering her before her next comment clued me in that she was talking to someone else on the cell phone while doing her "business."
But Georgie, your story tops that by a mile. I suspect that they even announced before the performance that audience members should turn off their cell phones and pagers. They make that announcement now at the plays I attend at Cape Fear Regional Theater.