The Holiday Madness has truly begun...

[sedhead]

I worked at a liqour store in the ealry 70's and a good ol' boy came in and told me that the family had sent him out to buy some brandy for the Christmass eggnog. I steered him to some California brandy but he looked on the top shelf and saw a bottle of R.M. Cordon Bleu. Of course, the price was way out of line compared to the brandy I had shown him and he said something like "Man what is that?". I took the bottle off the shelf to show him and was about to expound[I was only working there for about two weeks] on the difference between French Cognac and the brandy when he said "Damn, it's only 80 proof!" I stood there for a few seconds, shrugged my shoulders and took him to checkout with the Cal. brandy.