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In Italian there are many shades of brown:

Just plain "shit" is "merda" but the wonder of suffixes allows much delineation of meaning:

"Stronzo" is "turd" but "mio caro stronzoletto" says that your toddler is a "cute little shit" while "questo stronzone odoroso grande" calls your ex-husband a "that great big stinking pile of shit". Language is a beautiful thing, Roberto