Beetle in my unopened bottle of wine!

[Brom]

"the third bottle of wine arrives on the dinner table with a beetle floating in it my guests and I were quite horrified."

Horrified? By an insect preserved in a sealed bottle of alcohol? You are overstating the situation, right? Particularly after the first two bottles have been done with, if the third came with a beetle, I think I would be in stitches, not horrified. unless you had no fourth bottle, in which case horrors indeed.

Nothing more than refund or replacement? What else would you want and why do you think something other than replacement refund should be appropriate? Would you feel the same way about a corked bottle?