Beetle in my unopened bottle of wine!

[barnesy]

I'm reminded of the joke...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub. Each of them orders a beer and each of them has a fly floating in it. The Englishman pushes the beer back and orders another one. The Scotsman picks the fly out, flings it over his shoulder and continues to drink. The Irishman grabs the fly out and shouts at it "Spit it out, Damn it."

Barnesy