For KC and everybody

[TheEngineer]

Nice list! I agree with KC...must be a native.

though some corrections:

"You can navigate a rotary without a problem."..well not really..you don't think its a problem, but the 90 other cars trying to get in think you are a problem.

"You have been to Fenway Park."...its "You have been to Fenway Paaaak....right after you've Paaak the Caaah"...remember, there are only 25 letters in the Massachusetts alphabet.

"solid green light at traffic stop means make a left turn before oncoming traffic has a chance to react"

"solid red light at traffic stop means make a right hand turn and any pedestrians you hit are for points. Bonus points awarded for stylish hits of pedestrians"

There is no such thing as a straight street, no such thing as a North-south or east-west travelling street. Locals say that its because the followed the old cow paths so its the cows fault....remeber, cows are lead by their owners...who may just have had a few Sam Adams too much...straight...this is straight....

Bostonians are known as people who never made it to New York. (given the roads that Boston has, is that even a wonder???)

Most other city's names are associated with high end luxury items like perfume, clothing, etc... Bostonians are the name of a shoe....something you step on all day long...no wonder Bostonians have such a low self esteem.

Boston Logan airport is also known as "foogedd aboud travlling today...go to Prahvidence if you wanna leave".

3 hours circling Boston waiting for the runways to clear up is known as a short delay.