For KC and everybody

[wondersofwine]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS WHEN:

You think crosswalks are for wimps.

You think if someone's nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town and lost..

You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds.

You're amazed when traveling out of town that people at McDonalds actually speak English.

You think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of you.

You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can.

The transportation system is known as the "T."

You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house.

There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house.

You believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemy.

If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names.

All the potholes just add to the excitement of driving.

Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you want to.

Six inches of snow is considered a dusting.

Three days of 90 degree heat is definitely a "heat wave." 63 degrees is "on the warm side."

At the ice cream shop you call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies."

The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and you're cursing them for going too slow.

You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Haverhill, and Cotuit.

You know what they sell at a "packie."

You have never been to Cheers.

You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round.

You know at least three Tony's one Vinnie, and a Francis.

Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or CVS.

You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block >oncoming traffic so you can make a left.

You've bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop.

You know what "regular coffee" is.

You can navigate a rotary without a problem.

You have been to Fenway Park.

You refer to the New York Yankees as the devil.

You feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like you.

You use the words "wicked" and "good" in the same sentence.

You know what a frappe is.

Saint Patrick's Day is your second favorite holiday.

You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you.

You never say "Cape Cod" you say "the cape."

You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation in elementary school.

You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.

You know the Mass Pike is some strange weather dividing line.

You BELIEVED 2004would be the YEAR...........AND IT WAS!!!!!!!











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