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01-24-2004, 11:16 AM,
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I recieved this by e-mail from my Mom today.

The Panthers and God

John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he
noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked Quincy Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked
if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will cost you
$100." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use
some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John's
picks were perfect that week.
>> > > >>
The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same kind of phone
on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Marc Bulger told
him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to
use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his
wallet and made the
call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
>> > > >>
The next weekend John was in Charlotte at Ericsson Stadium when he noticed
the same kind of telephone by the Panthers bench. He asked Jake Delhomme,
"Is that the hotline to God?" Jake said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it
will cost you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Jake and said, "Wait
a second, I just paid $100 in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same
phone to God! Why do the Panthers only charge 35 cents?" Jake looked at
John and replied, "In the Carolinas, it's a local call."
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