elementary school reunion

[Thomas]

Went to my high school reunion a few years ago, in Brooklyn. My old gym teacher, who is now dean of boys, said hello and then quickly added (in a whisper) there's beer in a tub of ice located in the gym--knock twice and then kick the door once.

NY City doesn't allow alcohol on school property either, even when the kids are not there and the school is closed for the summer, which is when we had our reunion.